Washington Football Team Rebrands to Washington Commanders

The Washington Football Team is now the Washington Commanders. After two seasons with no name, Dan Snyder’s franchise has successfully rebranded as the Commanders.

Like most of the internet we aren’t feeling the name over here. First of all the name can be shortened to Commies, which isn’t a good look.

Then there are the jerseys. These look like the XFL design crew did these. There is a weird COMMANDERS chest spell out on the away white jersey, along with now the addition of gray and black as tertiary colors. They really got rid of the best uniforms in the NFL, the white on white WFT scheme for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers alarm clock numbers?!! Not like this.

What happened to good old burgundy and gold?

Don’t worry guys, when I get rich and buy the team in 2033 I’ll make it all right.

Photos of the COMMANDERS below: