Did Jamarcus never hear of Pimp C or DJ Screw? They are two rappers who died of addiction to the syrup.

Maybe he was too busy listening to Lil Wayne’s “my and my drank” on repeat. Either way, this explains a lot and Jamarcus is not out the NFL for good. I’d bet that the next place we see him is the IFL or your local Ihop.

“I’ll be serving you today, my name is Jamarcus!”

Months after wrapping up his career best season and reviving what little career he had left, Cedric Benson is back in hot water. After the boating DUI you’d think he’d lay off the drinks some (allegedly). I guess he can blame it on the al-al-al-alcohol!

Cedric Benson has been arrested and charged with assault for an altercation at a bar on May 30, according to the Austin American-Statesman.

Officials say that Benson got into a fight around 1:50 a.m. with an unknown person inside a bar in Austin, Texas. He allegedly was being escorted out of the bar when he punched a bar employee in the face and then the affidavit says Benson spit blood from his injured lip at an employee. This surely won’t help Benson get that new contract that he’s looking for, and you can be certain he’ll be hearing from the league office. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted of the Class A misdemeanor.

Source: Austin American-Statesman

Andre Smith, are you serious? You don’t walk out the biggest job interview of your life. The reports say that he walked out due to wanting to get a jump on training. I don’t understand this. For the last two months you knew the combine was coming up, and you wait until AFTER it starts to get in shape? Smart one ‘Dre. Real Smart.

As if this offseason can’t get any worse. Javon Walker was found knocked out alongside a street in Las Vegas. This is one… yes ONE offseason since Darrent Williams was murdered. This guy has learned nothing. Reports say he spent thousands on Dom P. and sprayed the entire crowd with it. What were you celebrating anyways?

Get well, I mean… smart soon Javon.

Shame, shame, shame. The leg stomping, weed smoking, underage drinking, younger brother of Michael Vick is in trouble again. This time for running away from the cops. Marcus, are you serious? Getting the DUI would have been easier than running away from the cops and causing another fiasco for your family.

Austin police spokeswoman Veneza Aguinaga said Benson was stopped overnight at 5th and Colorado Streets for a traffic violation and refused a breathalyzer and blood test.

Benson was arrested and taken to the Travis County Jail. He was released around 9 a.m. this morning on bond, jail officials said.

The arrest comes a month after Benson was arrested on Lake Travis on charges of boating while intoxicated and resisting arrest, both class B misdemeanors. Those cases are still pending.

Benson was a first-round Bears draft pick in 2005 and started 11 games last season for the team. At the University of Texas, he was a four-year starter and ranks as the school’s second all-time rusher with 5,540 yards.”

This guy is making it too easy for the Bears to cut him. What an idiot.